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The Official Biography of Chris Spain is 731 pages long and consists entirely of panel 1 reprinted on every page, except for the very last one (on which it is printed 4 times, photo-booth style).
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The Official Biography of Chris Spain is 731 pages long and consists entirely of panel 1 reprinted on every page, except for the very last one (on which it is printed 4 times, photo-booth style).
Published: 
March 2, 2012

All my licenses and cards and memberships to the Captain Planet fan clubs seem to be expiring right around the same time. Well okay, not all of them, but enough to give me the vague suspicion that I’m perhaps being systematically wiped from existence. Kind of like in Back to the Future, except in a more bureaucratic and official way, and I can no longer get 10% off at Tony’s Discount Haircut Warehouse.

Which is a shame, because I’ve been saving up for this totally sweet do that Tony has in one of the few remaining windows. Also because existing is pretty neato too, I guess.