Last of the Horadrim; First Name in Style
Secret last panel: Cam seethes intensely, before turning to storm silently from the room, never to trust again.
Published:
May 25, 2012
So apparently Diablo III had some pretty impressive sales on launch day, but I can’t help but feel that Blizzard could have raked even more cash if they’d brought me on to handle all their marketing and promotional stuff and jazz and junk.
Blizzard, hire me! I have so many great ideas to help you make even more cold, hard DiabloBucks™!
(My first idea is DiabloBucks™. Players can use them to buy stuff from the Auction Houses in Diablo III, but with the added benefit of having to go through an additional, extremely awkward points-oriented paywall. Also the points expire after a week. Call me.)