Dear John

Sometimes there’ll be a comic that I won’t want to draw while anyone I know or care about is still alive.

Unfortunately I keep meeting awesome people, and I’m also terribly impatient, so… here you go, I guess.

If anyone I know or care about is reading this: the above comic is actually a very astute allegory for the fiscal irresponsibilities leading to the second World War — not a comic about pooping, as it might appear at first glance and actually is.