As You’re Washing Up
I've been clean for 6 months now, and I CAN'T STOP.
Published:
September 16, 2013
It really should go without saying, but DEAR LORD DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME KIDS, wheesh.
Instead, go and drink some lemonade! It has the same lemony taste, only better — and it also has bubbles, only the good kind — and now I’m thirsty, only I don’t have any lemonade.
Aw.