Brain Drink

At the risk of sounding slightly less than super intelligent and smart and handsome in the brain department, this is an actual conversation that occurred between me and my brain, almost verbatim. I wish I had a follow-up sentence that details the hilarious yet very sane thought process that led to this situation, and which absolves me of any perceived dim-wittedness, but alas, there is just this emoticon of a cat (.=^w^=)