Pale People Problems

This is essentially the same effect as seen previously, except in this particular case I’m the victim of an extremely mild annoyance which makes it 1,000 times more terrible and important.

It’s possible that I may even have achieved a level of pallor beyond that of “pasty white kid” and instead drawing closer to “glow-in-the-dark” — as hypothesized in the previously-linked comic, and perhaps as evidenced by that time I tried to take a photo of myself and ended up causing my webcam’s white balance to have a mental breakdown.