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The good news is that on the Titan Diet, you're allowed to eat whatever you want! The bad news is that you'll only ever want One Thing, and They won't be too happy about it.

Survivalist 2: Survivorer

The good news is that on the Titan Diet, you're allowed to eat whatever you want! The bad news is that you'll only ever want One Thing, and They won't be too happy about it.
Published: 
August 16, 2013

In the last episode we tackled emotions — this time we take a look at the physical side of everything being awful! Personally I opt for method number one!

(That last sentence may be more sincere than it ideally should be, and while I certainly wouldn’t condone it in earnest — as that road can quickly lead to a place where the term “ideal body” translates roughly to “can lift pencil; can maybe also walk to fridge if necessary,” which isn’t the healthiest mindset to be in when you’re the caretaker of a vastly complex and incredibly gooey machine that you’re really pretty damn dependent on in order to keep existing, y’know, at all — however at the same time it does bear repeating that your physical appearance has absolutely jack all to do with your worth as a person.)

Today’s Fun Fact: I have never been more relieved that titans don’t have junk than when I was drawing this comic.